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50 Ways to Say No To Sex and 50 Ways to Get Around Them
1."I just had my hair done"-Giving me a blow job won't mess your hair up at all.
2."I don't feel good."-You know they say eating penis helps with sickness.
3."I don't want to get pregnant."-You can't get pregnant from a little anal.
4."Don't you respect me?"-I'll do more than respect you if you'll spread em.
5."No."-Ok,you might want to just punch her and rape for this one.
6."I want my first time to be special."-We can break out the furry handcuffs if that'll suit you.
7."I want to wait until I'm married."-Good one,married couples don't fuck.
8."I'm not attracted to you like that."-Would you like another beer?
9."I don't want an STD"-Trust me,I don't have a green dick.
10."Go to hell"-I will after I go to heaven,that is if you'll take me there.
11."I have to take a shower."-Awesome,you know how to have fun.
12."My mother would kill me."-Fine,I'll bang her too so she don't get jealous.
13."I have a boyfriend,he'll be mad."-Your boyfriend is cheating on you.I know it hurts to hear,but I can make it all better.
14."If you loved me you'd wait until I was ready."-No,if you loved me you'd do anything for me.
15."We can have fun without having sex."-Yes,I could have fun without playing hockey,but that don't stop me from playing it.
16."This isn't the right place."-Ok,my house isn't far away.
17."I have things to do."-Yeah...I'm waiting.
18."I have a headache."-I have Advil.I'll be ready in about 20 minutes.
19."Isn't this a bad place to do it?"-Now what's wrong with a little sex in the McDonalds cooler now and then?
20."My car needs washed."-Oh good,I've never had sex in an automatic car wash before.
21."I'd feel slutty"-So,you probably should.
22."I'm tired."-Ok,get a power nap and I'll watch TV till you get back.
23."I have to take my clothes to the laundromat."Well aren't you going to need something fun to do while they wash?
24."I'm meeting my friends tonight for dinner.I have to go."-Hmm...are your friends attractive?
25."Sorry bye!*leaves*"-*Catches with rope.*You know the drill.
26."Sorry I'm meeting the Epic tonight."-Ok,there really is nothing that will keep a woman from seeing me.
27."I would much rather go out for dinner."-Ok,how about after that?
28."Can't we do something else?"-Yes,but that's not the point.
29."My favorite TV show is on."-You have Tivo bitch.
30."I'm hunrgy."-How about eating a really big wiener?
31."I have too much respect for myself to have sex at an early age."-I respect you enough to want in your pants.That deserves something.
32."There's a good movie playing tonight."-Yeah,a nice dark place.Sounds kinky.
33."No I hate you."-Well you can hate me and punish my peter any day of the week.
34."I'm not in the mood."-Would you like a beer?
35."Mommy,the strange man is scaring me."-Listen I have Jolly Ranchers,just get in the god damned van.
36."I'm late for work."-Well since you're already in trouble you may as well have fun before you get yelled at.
37."What do you think I am,some cheap slut?"-Ok maybe 10 was a little low,how about 100?
38."I just took a shower."-But I bet you didn't take a golden shower.
39."I appriciate dinner,but that doesn't mean I'll have sex with you."-Waiter,seperate checks please.
40."Hold on,I have a phone call."-That's why they invented voicemail.
41."Aren't you the kid that had his ass duct taped in the 11th grade?"-How'd you like to be the girl that got her ass taped into by *insert full name here*?
42."I'm a nun."-(Ok,why you'd hit on a nun evades me,but oh well.)
43."It's that time of the month."-...god damn it.
44."I'm old enough to be your grandmother."-But you're not my grandmother so it's all good.
45."What if my daughter walks in?"-I'm thinking we can keep this all in the family.
46."Those people will be able to see us."-Oh,an audience.
47."I don't want you to think I'm easy."-I don't care if you are,you're making my penis hard.
48."Lets go golfing instead."-If we get lost in the wood I'll let you wash my balls.(I can't turn down a round of golf.)
49."All you men care about is sex."-That's right,all of my caring is spent towards you.Don't you love me?
50."I'm lesbien."-Turn off the lights,there will be no difference between me and the strap on.
There you are.50 ways you'll be having sex in no time.These are not guarenteed to work,but how could they not?I may come out with another one of these,I don't know yet.
The Epic is the owner of a personal site called the Epic Zone.You can visit by going to The Epic Zone. Feel free to use this article on a site or in a newsletter,but make sure to link to us.This article was submited by: Humor Vidio Clips.
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